So this is what we call life...

so i'm not sure what this description is for and where it will be posted and who will see it but i hope i will figure these things out soon....

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Fri Jul 23

Dear Coke Talk: On fun sized advice.

Are you team Edward or team Jacob?
Kill yourself.

What’s the difference between a libertarian and a conservative?
A medical marijuana card.

I have a small penis. What should I do?
Stay in shape and make a lot of money.

What do you think of the Illuminati??
Oh, please. I am the…